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2006-01-15 - 9:37 p.m. Cause I have nothing of note to say on my own. Simmer down, oh control your temper Bob Marley- Simmer Down
These are places that are gone Tommy Keene- Places That Are Gone (Covered by the Poppin' Wheelies, a sideproject of Robin Wilson, the lead singer of the Gin Blossoms) I can't decide if Robin Wilson's obsession with Tommy Keene is healthy or not. I'm leaning toward no. UPTAs are less than 2 weeks away, with Statewides the week after, if i decide to go to those as well. I guess it's time for the obligatory annual routine where I psych myself up by boring the hell out of all of you with the exact same routine as previous years. Ok. My travel is arranged, I think I know what to wear, my headshots are in, I even got a Mary Kay makeover today (seriously) and no, I don't feel ready. Time limit is only 90 seconds this time, meaning i have to prepare a different audition set. And no, i haven't finalized it yet. I have enough pieces memorized for all the callbacks, except I should work on a couple more shakespeares, but my 90 seconds is still stumping me. What to do, will it be the right time, all that. At least this time I'm starting preparations more swiftly than i had in previous years. I just can't blow this one. So I won't let myself. I hope. I'm so cool, too bad I'm a loser I'm so green, it's really amazing
That one's my favorite, but I can't decide if it's an honest reaction or if it was designed to draw that kind of reaction out of people. You know, more so than most are designed to draw a certain kind of reaction out of folks. I think I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt here. For the record, Guitar Hero is a far better game than DDR ever will be. Instead of dancing around like a friggin' moron on a step pad, you can play Texas Flood. Well, you can try. It sure beats the hell out of the embarrassment of someone walking in on you air guitaring. Rocket, rocket, the flowers of death and the gin-tainted breath of don juan Primitive Radio Gods- Rocket I prefer whiskey, or even whisky, thank you very much. So I saw Syriana on Friday night. I'm at a loss. Not about the movie, it was great, if for no other reason than that it wasn't a "Towelheads are godless freedom haters" kind of propaganda movie. No, what confuses the hell out of me is, when the hell did George Clooney become a legitimate artist? Last I checked, he was doing voiceovers for beer commercials and ruining the batman franchise and coasting by in remakes of classic movies, which is a step up from starring in something with J.Lo, i guess. But this year I've seen Syriana and Good Night and Good Luck, both of which he had a hand in producing/writing, and they've both been amazingly good. What the hell? my head is gonna explode. I have to actually RESPECT George Clooney now, at least as a performer. Dude knows how to make movies. I can no longer simply think of him as an older Ben Affleck. Damn. Tell me, tell me that your sweet love hasn�t died Little things I should have said and done Always On My Mind (The Willie Nelson version, not the Elvis one) Yes indeedy, I did get a makeover today. No, I'm not taking this time to make any special announcements. The long and the short is, I met a girl who does that crap, and I've always had a problem with stage makeup making me break out badly and/or not washing off cleanly (wouldn't you rather I just said i was gay than gave you that image? Oh well. It beats whoring for free gayming cards like some folks I know) and I had a chance to have a moderately hot chick show me some stuff I might be able to use, all for free. I just had to pose for before and after shots for her portfolio. Fair trade, says I. Raven's mystery opponent tonight is X-pac. You can practically smell the apathy. Except for that dude with a Brokeback Mountain sign. That just makes me snicker. Check out the Chyna sex tape if you don't get it. Well, why don�t you love me like you used to do Why don�t you spark me like you used to do Hank Williams- Why Don't You Love Me (And no, I'm not picking these- there are 1400 songs in my playlist, but more than 100 of them are Hank. one had to come up eventually) "You do like the sad Hank songs, don't you?" Yes, yes I do. And I can't listen to Johnny Cash's cover of "I'm so lonesome I could cry" without having the disturbing thought that Nick Cave somehow had a hand in killing Johnny Cash. But maybe that's just cause I hate Nick Cave. It's definitely time for more wine. I find it nicely comforting that the most annoyingly overrated and overhyped player possibly in the history of football, Peyton Manning, will once again come no closer to the superbowl than possibly seats on the 50 yard line yet again. There�s no use in me a-cryin�. Now you go your way and I�ll go mine
I keep having the worst luck at work. I mean, aside from the office politics and the psycho hosebeast boss. See, I'm not a Harley guy. THat's actually a massive understatement. I hate cars, and trucks and things that go (though I love Richard Scary. Geez, that one was obscure. If anyone gets that, I'll be rightly impressed) would be a more appropropriate way to put it. But I can PRETEND to give a crap, for the most part, and I can learn enough about these things to give tours of the factory. Except The first tour I guided during my training time. I spent all of my first week following other tour guides and listening to their tours. Monday Dick turns to me and goes "There's only 2 folks on this tour. You wanna take a crack at this one? i think you're ready." "Ok," I said. As we're getting ready to head onto the floor, I do the obligatory small talk. Shit. THis is gonna suck. He's more qualified to give this tour than I am. The wince of sympathy of Dick's face was really the most telling part. He almost offered to do this one for me, but I gutted it out. And yeah, I royally sucked, though I seemed to fake it well enough that i was deemed ready to take groups out on my own. Ever since, every other group I get has at least one gearhead that builds his own bikes, including machining his own parts who ask me technical questions I don't even understand, let alone would be qualified to answer. My last tour on Friday, the guy told ME more about the process of building a transmission than I have ever told all my other groups combined. Heh. Too bad I really don't give a crap. I could learn a lot if I cared. Oh, anyone want harley crap? we don't get a ton of free crap, but anyone wanting free literature, buttons, posters, and other assorted giveaway garbage can be hooked up. and i'll put together a mental shopping list of stuff that i can "borrow" on my last day (cue maniacal laughter)
I knew you back when
I had a conversation in my kitchen a few weeks ago about how people drift apart, and how it's rarely out of animosity, just out of a lack of time and energy and room in your life for people who aren't there to remind you of their existence all the time. Personally, I blame video games and the fact that most people aren't worth keeping up with anyway. Say what you will about him (and yes, for the most part he sucks, in spite of his...history with my mom.) but he did write quite possibly the most efficient song in human history. By efficient, I mean that in the span of a chorus and the second verse, he managed to deliver all the advice a person will ever need in their life. Lately, I've come to realize that I've been a bit lax in the "fold 'em" part, for various reasons. The actual cardplayer in me gets a bit arrogant sometimes (understatement) about my ability to come out on top. Sometimes it makes me overplay my hand a bit, just cause I won't concede defeat. But I think that I'm getting a bit better now. Folding's just fine when you get in too deep. So don't totally dismiss Kenny Rogers. He does give fine advice. And I'm gonna leave us with that. The experiment is over, this has gone on too long, and one of my childhood idols is about to appear on tv for the first time in a couple years. "I'm really just an overgrown 12 year old." Ain't that the truth. And I'll always be a little Stinger. Ken on a warm summer's evenin' on a train bound for nowhere, He said, "son, i've made a life out of readin' people's faces, So i handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow. You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, Now ev'ry gambler knows that the secret to survivin' So when he'd finished speakin', he turned back towards the window, You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em,
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