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2005-01-08 - 6:55 p.m.

Suckers! You think that was boring to read? Try writing it!

"There's nothing wrong with buying 2 pairs of shoes and then taking one back." -Wej

"Jobs are like women. Even if you're not interested, you should string them along and keep them wanting you as much as possible, in case you get desperate."
-Me

Congratulations to Pete and Vin on the spawning...er...birthing of their little one. Hopefully, I get ot meet her after I get back.

Speaking of getting back, holy crap, I'm leaving tomorrow. I dunno what my forwarding address in Indiana City (see, polis actually translates as...ah hell, I give up trying to educate you poor bastards. You all seem to have learned to live with yourselves happily enough, though I can't imagine how.) but when I get it, you can rest assured none of you little bastards will get it. Except for a chosen few.

Speaking of chosen few, those with my phone number are encouraged to call. Help me. Help me to alleviate these long, lonely hours on the road, and the lonely, dark hotel rooms filled with non-pornography pornography. Help me.

See, for those who are inquirious, Bridgework is a touring children's theatre that travels all around the country to perform educational plays for elementary and middleschool kids. So I'ma be on the road a lot.

I wish I had more to say, but I'm gonna go get blitzed before I take off tomorrow. Updates come sporadically from here till sometime in May. Try to pull your heads out of your asses by then.

Ken

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