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2008-04-14 - 9:52 p.m. I think I broke my damn toe. Actually, that's an exaggeration. I'm sure I didn't break it, but damn does it hurt. The week before Formal, I was walking downstairs barefoot and somehow managed to snag the last toe on my left foot on the edge of one stair while the rest of me went down to the next one. I can walk, and I can run (joined a gym a few weeks ago. go me) but sometimes....damn, but it still hurts. So that was the weekend after the show wrapped, and then was Acivation and Formal, which were tons of fun, although I was paying the price for the weekend for the next several days- the Old Man can still outball the kids on the frisbee field, but it sure takes a lot more out of me to do so than it used to. Speaking of which, you kids needs ta get out there and enjoy the sunshine in the bowl more often- it's totally not right that a fat guy my age should be able to keep up the energy longer than you do. Just saying. The weekend was that magical usual mix of Dancing, Drinking, Drama, and Disc that I've come to love and expect. It's gratifying to know that some things never change. Congrats to all you new actives- just remember this moment during those inevitable times when you'd rather floss yourself to death with barbed wire than sit through one more house meeting. Or just stop going. I did, and look how well I turned out! Speaking of things that never change and how well I turned out, I have a story! "Tell us a story Uncle Ken!" *****WARNING!!! THE FOLLOWING STORY, WHILE HUMOROUS, CONTAINS BORING TECHNICAL DETAILS OF KEN'S JOB, AND, AS KEN DISCOVERED AT A REGIONAL MEETING IN CHICAGO FOR WORK THIS PAST WEEKEND, THE ONLY THING MORE BORING THAN DOING KEN'S JOB IS LISTENING TO OTHER PEOPLE DISCUSS IT. PLEASE EITHER SKIP THIS PART OR BEAR WITH THE EGREGIOUSLY DRY TECHNICAL DETAILS OF A JOB THAT IS MARGINALLY LESS INTERESTING THAN ANY OF THE OTHER CRAP KEN TALKS ABOUT*************** So, the other day at work was the day ALL of the bosses were scheduled to be in, that magic day that happens once every six months or so. My Assistant Regional Director (ARD) my hands on boss (and I use that term as just a frame of reference for you. any hands-on going on will result in me making a call to HR that woudl make me a very rich man...or not, as this story may show) and the Regional Director (RD) showed up first in the morning and called me into an empty office to talk to me for a minute. Thing is, I forgot to come back and correct the placeholder note I had put in the box for whatever reason or distraction happened on friday, and i wound up finishing the day and uploading my work at night to Nashville without correcting the placeholder, so the QCA got into a frothing panic on Monday when she started reviewing my claims before submitting them to the insurance companies, only to discover that one claim I submitted on Friday had "BITE ME" written in the special fields box. That was about a month ago (yeah, i've been that lazy...show, gym, formal, chicago trip, stage managing another show (Eureka at the boulevard! World premiere of a brand new original play, but sorry, I got no hookup offer for free tickets this time. Contact me for dates and times. and I fit a parenthetical within a parenthetical. I wonder if even I can remember what I was doing before this)and Heroes III. Take your pick) Sure enough, when we had the regional meeting in chicago last week (thursday to saturday), the story had been circulating and I lost track of the number of times I got, "You're the bite me guy? Wow!" ********END OF WORK STORY WITH BORING DETAILS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR INDULGENCE****************** And yeah, I still hate chicago. I really am like the Hicks-ian camel, filling my hump of hate with periodic trips down there that serve to remind me the rest of the time why I hate going to that godforsaken hell hole. THis time it was snowing there in the middle of april. Have you chicagoans no souls? Is nothing sacred to you? Why must you give my mother excues to remind me that new mexico is in the 70s right now?
I guess I have to admit that it's not all bad being me...and it's great for the old ego when you boys give me my props. If you can ever figure out why anyone bothers, clue me in, would you? It's not always the greatest problem to have, like...now. And my diamond shoes are too tight. I'll figure something out. I always do, but not before I've had the chance to squirm in my role as the "Lovable but ineffectual male" for a bit. So yeah. Stage managing again. IT's not a bad gig, really, although the raging egotist in me is determined not to make a habit of being on the wrong side of the stage during production. Once in awhile it's kinda fun though. Special occasions and all. I miss people. Some more than others, but people in general. I dunno when I'll be back again, as the weekends are nicely booked and the weekdays are just packed, but maybe if I quit putting unrealistic expectations on myself I can actually get something done. "You don't think much of me, do you?" Quicksilver rules. I do, in fact, suffer from Pietro Maximoff Syndrome. See, I couldn't end this entry without one sufficiently geeky reference. And some Roger Clyne. Ken
Well I used to be cool She pulled me outta that terrible fix, well Tell your momma your daddy done quit his drinkin' Well I used to be sly Well I used to be crude 'Till I met your momma Tell your momma your daddy done quit his drinkin' Well if a thousand times I've seen the light Uh-oh, uh-oh, SCOTTY'S GOT A SOLO! Tell your momma your daddy done quit his drinkin' � |