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2007-09-13 - 10:13 p.m. I was on my way to the store to return a shirt I had bought erroneously believing there was a possibility it could look good on me tonight when I passed by the porno shop on greenfield ave. by highway 100. In front of that porno shop, as sometimes happens, was a protestor, holding up a sign decrying the entire adult entertainment industry (come on lady, give them a break...it's the only thing any of those girls are useful for anyway...when a horse breaks his leg you take it behind the barn and put a bullet in its brain.) The protestors, and the signs they carry, are different each time i pass by there (just passing by, i promise. hi mom. brook'll vouch for me) and reflect varying degrees of alternately anger or sadness, depending on who's out there. Tonight's was the first one that made me laugh though. "Pornography is a lie!!!" it read in big, bold letters. in slightly smaller letters underneath it said, "Jesus is the truth!!!" um...yeah...ok...listen, lady, i don't want to get into a philosophical or moral debate with you over whether pornography is really a bad thing (the answer, much like many moral questions, isn't a strict yes or no issue, sorry to pop your little black and white world), or whether you're wasting your time out in front of that store in the first place, as we'll probably never see eye to eye on those issues, and as much as i love to discuss and debate theology, i don't really want to discuss it with you, especially as I'm in a hurry, but there's one thing about your statement that's patently false and erroneous and wrong and i would be remiss if i were to let you continue thinking that you were in any way correct on this. Pornography is not a lie. Period. End of debate. There can be no argument on this (trust me, I don't know a lot, but I do know my English) Pornography is not a lie. Pornography is a noun. A noun is a person, place, or thing. A lie is a deliberate (some definitions omit this part, but in my view you're not lying unless you know that what you're saying isn't true) conveying of false information. Pornography cannot be a lie because it is a noun. Dick Cheney is not evil. did you spot the non-lie? it was pretty difficult to find, i know, but it's there. Why don't you go home and think of an argument that's at least grammatically correct? Then maybe when you can sound like you know what you're talking about I'll listen to what you have to say.
Oh, and I officially turned heel tonight. And no song to sing right now. Contain your disappointment. Ken � |