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2007-07-20 - 11:35 p.m. "Ken, you know you're going to hell, right?" yeah, you read that right. Turns out it's a legitimate charity that helps to keep girls who live at or below the poverty line from giving up on their lives and repeating the cycle of mistakes. Turns out they mean pearls of WISDOM. Shame. I was all prepared to make a sizable donation before I learned that. That was probably the g-rated of the jokes I made at their expense. One of my friends told me he lives in fear of the random text messages I send people now because of stuff like that. I was showered with gifts yesterday by some people, and they are all very nice. Thanks guys. Of course, he got to make out with Ashley Judd at the end of that episode. If I break down and play WoW, will I get to make out with Ashley Judd? Cause that'd make the whole affair totally worthwhile. How come no one told me of this perk? Wow, I just used a Star Trek analogy to explain my feelings about playing a video game...I think reading t-shirts that say "Pearls for teen girls" may actually be as close as I'm going to get to any kind of grown up activity with a female of the opposite sex ever again. Why was I writing this again? you are all lame. With only a few exceptions, every one of you has other plans or things you have to do tomorrow, and thus only a couple people are going out with me tomorrow night. Hang your heads in shame, and someone lynch JK Rowling for having the nerve to try to compete with my special day of mourning. Bitch. For anyone who wasn't aware, or wants to redeem themselves, I'm going to... Crap...it's lame.... Port Fish Day up in Port Washington. No, not because I have a hankering for deep fried fish and crappy Miller beer, but because the Gin Blossoms will be playing there. And yes, I'm aware that I just saw them 4 weeks ago, but no, it won't be boring. Some things never get old. "But I just won the Superbowl last year..this is boring." Ok, some things do get old, but gin blossoms concerts aren't one of them. Anyway, the show is at 8pm tomorrow at...well, wherever the main stage area is. The festival is free to enter, but if you want to get into the main stage to see the band, you'll need $3. That's one and a half newspaper subscriptions (Winner- most obscure movie reference I've ever made). Plus you either gotta eat there (my plan) or buy the fish there...and that's taking your life into your own hands. Be there. And now the obligatory saddish song. (And it's not by the gin blossoms. Swerve!) Ken Well I've gone to the hardware store Beat me till I'm black and blue Well I've gone to the liquor store Beat me till I'm black and blue Well I've gone to the hardware store Beat me till I'm black and blue � |