2006-07-15 - 11:41 p.m.
Ken is officially going to be old soon. Not as old as Pete or Paul, but old enough. Old enough to worry about Paulsheimers.
Ken is currently thinking "Holy balls, it's still so friggin' hot outside."
Ken has recently been foolish enough to audition yet again for a show by that same sex-crazed flaming queen of a director who passed him over last year and who Ken worked with 2 months ago on that crappy fairy tale show. Said director is still a useless bag of douchewater, although this time he's foolish enough to expect me to return his correspondence after the SAME DAMN THING HAPPENED AGAIN THIS YEAR.
Ken says, "Seriously...the hell with that guy. I should roundhouse kick him to the face."
However, all is well, as Ken was cast in a different paying show, this one at the famed Boulevard Ensemble. he will be appearing in "The Last Days of Judas Iscariot," a courtroom drama about Judas and whether he should be admitted to heaven.
Ken will likely be playing an Apostle. Seriously...couldn't you picture Ken as St. Thomas? Or maybe St. Peter?
Ken would tell you all about the details of this show, but A) he doesn't know them all, and B) he doesn't care right now, so read a synopsis your own damn self.
Ken may be struck down when attempting to portray an Apostle. just be prepared.
Ken is excited to work with this director, because he's actually good at directing. and an interesting man.
Again, ken would like to reiterate that RSVP productions can kiss his fat ass.
Ken has wonderful friends who give him excellent, if premature, birthday presents such as Johnny Cash's American IV on vinyl (brook) or a copy of the last days of frank and jesse james along with comics (lena) Thanks guys!
ken wonders what the hell the rest of you are waiting for.
Ken realizes this writing style is obnoxious, but Ken has been rereading his Cerebus books lately and has come to share Cerebus' distaste for first person pronouns.
Plus it gives ken a chance to just walk around going "Ken Dillon...who's your daddy?" at random times to random people.
Ken Dillon. Who's your daddy?
See?
Ken is currently plowing his way through some (More) Icehouse, and has discovered that it is truly a bolder flavored beer.
Ken can do a Power Hour in 50 minutes. (True story...last saturday night he set up a power hour, carefully selecting 3 cans of Icehouse and 2 of Milwaukee's best Ice, for a total of 60 ounces, which at a rate of one ounce per minute should have taken the full power hour. however, with 10 minutes to go, the beer was all gone, and only a smattering was all over his shirt, thus leading him to conclude he had finished the 5 beers in the span of only 50 minutes. THus he has either mastered time travel, or he is so righteously awesome that he can in fact complete a Power Hour in a mere 50 minutes. He would have tried to go another 10 to finish the hour proper, but he was way too hammered by that point anyway and more beer would have made him sick)
He considered it, though.
Ken loves Qdoba. Not relevant, but needs to be said anyway.
Ken was once bitten by a radioactive evergreen and now possesses the proportionate strength and speed of a douglas fir.
ken doesn't always believe in capitalization, but he can spell big words even when he's several drinks into th enight.
Ken would like to cock-punch Rob Liefeld, for a variety of reasons, not the least of which is that he hasn't yet done as I asked and put Kevin Smith to sleep.
Ken corrected his grammar there. and he did it just for you. yes, you. it took him several attempts to make that sentence not horrid. this is because he cares about you, despite you not giving a damn about him anymore.
ken is sleepy, but determined not to go to sleep just yet. he doesn't get to try to turn back into a pumpkin that often these days.
Not while he is diligently achieving new heights of lameness.
Remember when he used to be good? neither does he.
Ken is the living embodiment of a slight weapons malfunction.
Ken demands only one thing from his audience after a great performance...their appreciation. And the phone number of every pretty girl in the audience.
Ken isn't joking.
ON to business.....
Em-
1. I'll respond with something random about you. you hit hard.
2. I'll challenge you to try something. try to have an entire conversation with lexie in under 5 minutes.
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you. pink.
4. I'll tell you something I like about you. You know more about friends than ken does about star wars. And you're unashamed of it. and you're truly a dillon.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you. umm...seeing you in the hospital after you were born was first. but the one ken remembers clearest is getting bitched at by dawn after ken went into your crib and put gum in your hair. setting a pattern to last a lifetime.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of. lion.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you. what's the first thing you remember, period?
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on yours.
Mom-
1. you seem sane, but in your own way you're as crazy as your siblings.
2. I will make you a cd of my favorite songs, not just ones i think you'd like, and i want you to listen to it, carefully, and absorb it, and tell me what you think.
3. Deep blue.
4. You are the glue that holds the family together. And you are one of the strongest people i know.
5. ummmm...you telling me i could hide from jabba the hutt in the movie theatre the night we saw return of the jedi. since that's my first clear memory period, and you're there, then that's that.
6. a bear. a mother bear.
7. mostly i'm curious to see what you'll say about me in these questions. email them to me...oh, and seriously? kenny rogers? tell me all the details of that one.
Paul-
1. you're irish, but can't drink worth a damn. you're a republican, and yet you're a tau. you are a walking damn contradiction, is what you are.
2. go up to a street musician and tell him you hate his music. then take $5 out of his case and walk away.
3. Ken was gonna say red and gold, but changed his mind. white. you know why. *coughcoughlifegaincoughcough*
4. you've really turned your life around in the last couple years, and you ahve a lot to be proud of about who you are now. and you haven't cockpunched your roommate, which is more patience than i'm able to say i'd have.
5. first couple days on campus you guided ken to ross anderson's room and told him about gayming society details. in retrospect, it's mostly your fault ken came down to mapes int he first place. Ken doesn't know whether to thank you or forgive you.
6. a goblin. you know why.
7. ok, it's teh weekend. do your thing.
ken believes this has gone on long enough.
either that or ken cant' remember anything else he wanted to say.
but ken is tired.
and so
ken sleep now.
Me.
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