2004-01-22 - 9:33 p.m.
Warren, you've used the term "blog." This means that next time I see you, I have to kick your ass. You were warned...
"I swear to God, the whole damn world is going homo on me."
For those of you not living in WI, -22 is a completely unnecessary measure of how cold it is outside. Once you get below 10, it's just pretty goddamn cold. after that point, there's really no need to know the exact temperature. What, do you have some special winter coat that you only break out for when it's approaching absolute zero? One that you don't wear under ordinary circumstances because it's too pink or something?
Marilyn- So you set your own password, so you can make it whatever the hell kind of geeky sci-fi comic book reference you want it to be.
Me- Hey now! I'll have you know that i happen to use as passwords the names of my favorite porno stars.
Marilyn- Like marilyn?
Now, does that qualify as sexual harassment? That is to say, if it had been said to me by someone i didn't want to do dirty, dirty things involving office supplies with?
Now playing at a theatre near you...
THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF OFFICE BOY!
Yeah, i've been drinking. It keeps me warm and it helps me get to sleep at night. No evening is complete without a couple fingers of Soco.
Ha-ha! Karmic Retribution rules!
So i finished reading 1984 for the first time yesterday. (Yeah, i know, a person who prides himself on being as well read as i do, and I've never read 1984? What can i say, it kinda slipped between the cracks.) Good book, but man did it depress the hell out of me. Not for the whole negative utopia aspect of it, but the story of the last time Winston sees his sister and mother when he's a kid is really really sad. I wanted to cry.
I think I'd like to play the evil government tool one day.
Oh, and maybe act the part, too.
Yeah, the jokes are lame tonight, but what can I say? THere's just nothing to say right now. I just figured i had to come back and let everyone know i was still alive, because i notice that some of you have been getting the impression that you're not worthless retards. that's an error that can't be allowed to go uncorrected.
"Keep it real." Keep what real? you're self-centeredness and hypocrisy? You know what I'll keep real for you? My fist in your mouth next time i see you, motherfucker.
Did i say 2 fingers? I meant 4. Sorry. I count poorly.
Women. That's all i have to say on that subject.
I did some stuff, but i can't really remember any of it. Think I'll just end on a song then.
"what do you think is the best entry you've ever written?"
Probably the one that got the most people reading.
Ken
ONE TIME YOU KNOW I LOVED YOU TRUE,
THERE WAS NOTHING I WOULDN'T DO,
BUT YOU HAVE TREATED ME SO BAD,
YOU KILLED ALL THE LOVE I EVER HAD.
YOU LEAVE ME ALONE AND RUN AROUND,
YOU WERE THE TALK OF THE TOWN,
IT MADE YOU GLAD TO SEE ME SAD,
YOU KILLED ALL THE LOVE I EVER HAD.
NO ONE KNOWS THE TORTURE I WENT THROUGH,
LOVING YOU AND KNOWING YOU WERE UNTRUE,
IT'S OVER NOW AND I'M SO GLAD,
YOU KILLED ALL THE LOVE I EVER HAD.
ALL THESE YEARS I'VE SET AND CRIED,
A THOUSAND TIMES MY POOR SOUL DIED,
YOU HAVE TREATED ME SO BAD,
YOU KILLED ALL THE LOVE I EVER HAD.
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