2002-04-03 - 2:17 p.m.
My play is so good.
Man, that sounded egotistical.
Ken, in the theatre, we call that "confidence." And in this case, it happens to be true. My cast (which includes the lovely Jon Allen as Eddie) is amazing, and flexible, and talented, and we've only had a few rehearsals so far, but I can already tell it's gonna be great.
Which is good, cause it opens two weeks from tomorrow.
I'm forcing.
So what else?
I solved my problem.
How?
In the classic, traditional way men have been solving problems since the begining of time- I'm gonna pretend it doesn't exist. The cool thing about this is that if you can maintain the illusion long enough, it eventually becomes reality.
That's a powerful imagination you've got there, Ken.
And I vow to use it only for good.
"I love New York cause it's the loudest city in the world. It's so loud, I don't have to listen to any of the shit that's going on in my head!" - Lewis Black.
So it finally stopped snowing. Guess I can put away the plans for the giant toboggan and two of every animal in Wisconsin.
*mild laughter*
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Chumpstain. What a great word. It'd be a great band, too.
"It's Saturday Night Live, with musical guest- Chumpstain. And now, here's your host- Bob Sagat!!!"
That'd rule.
Here's a song I was gonna do last time, but I forgot.
I'm all busted up
Broken bones & nasty cuts
ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN
But this time I can't get up
She comes to check on me
MAKING sure I'm on my knees
After all she's the one who put me in this state
Is she ULTRA-VIOLENT ?
Is she DISTURBED ?
I better tell her that I LOVE her
Before she does it all over again
OH GOD, SHE'S KILLING ME !!!
For now I'll lie around
HELL, that's all I can really do
She takes good care of me
Just keep saying my LOVE is TRUE
Is she ULTRA-VIOLENT ?
Is she DISTURBED ?
I better tell her that I LOVE her
Before she does it all over again
OH GOD, SHE'S KILLING ME !!!
Looking out my window for
Someone that's passing by
No one knows I'm LOCKED in here
All I do is cry
For now I'll lie around
HELL, that's all I can really do
She takes good care of me
Just keep saying my LOVE is TRUE
Sic Semper Liberalis
Ken
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